imagining a vampire and a cursed item salesman talking back and forth.
"i do not drink... wine."
"you don't pay with... money."
just pregnant pauses all over the place
raccoon shopkeeper with a blue hat!
- he/him
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⇒ a story someone is telling
⇐ a beast of many nothings
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avatar by Mooster
header by PatchyPines
sidebar icon by Introdile
sidebar gif by Tornatics
![[text ID: I sell trash and trash accessories end ID] Text is next to an amazing anthropomorphic raccoon trash merchant. He wears a blue hat and a blue hoodie. Art by Tornatics on Twitter.](https://staging.cohostcdn.org/attachment/b5ff0a3e-4238-4bab-b637-22f1b67d111e/Remmy%20Trash%20Sticker%20Animated%20Tornatics.gif "[text ID: I sell trash and trash accessories end ID] Text is next to an amazing anthropomorphic raccoon trash merchant. He wears a blue hat and a blue hoodie. Art by Tornatics on Twitter.")
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in reply to @hthrflwrs's post:
if i were a vampire i would simply open a cursed item shop. it would be extra convenient because cursed item shops should only be open at night and that's when i'm awake anyway
that's a good point! plus the cursed item shop's ability to disappear when the jig is up is incredibly useful when the mob is at your door
saw the words "vampire" and "pregnant" and blacked out could you repeat that
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