"i'm beginning to doubt your commitment to sparkle pony" etc etc

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⇐ a beast of many nothings
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"i'm beginning to doubt your commitment to sparkle pony" etc etc
Whose translation is this? Definitely a choice to render them this way...
This has the rhythm of "now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen"
God you're making me want to pick up my copy of the Iliad that I haven't touched in a year and a half
Swiftfoot, Blondie, and Flame are losers in comparison