Ingredients:
- The Beef
Instructions:
- Select and clean a corner of your home.
- Preheat corner to 90º.
- Firmly press the beef into corner at a right angle, thus corning it.
- Repeat until quadrilateral.
- Serve with mustard on rye.
One cannot make corned beef in a round home.
Next week: Cleaning Your Pork Pulley.