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JuniperTheory
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Pataank Guy - Pataank Intro Screen
Pataank Intro Screen
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Pataank Guy - Pataank "Carnival Of Love" Intro
Pataank "Carnival Of Love" Intro
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Pataank Guy - Pataank Surf Level Intro
Pataank Surf Level Intro
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Pataank Guy - Pataank Disaster City Level Intro
Pataank Disaster City Level Intro
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In my incredible journeys through PINBALL NIGHTMARES, I ended up playing Pataank for the 3DO. The game itself is... bad. It's nearly unplayable, tbh; the idea is "first person pinball" but it doesn't work at all. I'm attaching a video I found online at the bottom see how incomprehensible the game itself is, I can't recommend it at all.

However, there's one thing about the game I DID love, and that's the completely deranged announcer at the beginning of every level screaming the rules of the pinball table at you. I couldn't actually find a good recording of his audio for each level online, so I made my own here. I specifically love the WARNING in the first one and the way he bafflingly says "tornaco" on the disaster city level, but all of them have perfect Big Bill Hells energy. Please listen to them, they're the funniest shit I heard all stream

Here's the video of the game itself, also:


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