Terrible news out of the heartlands today: Little Debbie, long-time snack bar mascot, died in a paddle-boarding accident, only for her remains to be resurrected as a wisecracking skeleton following a botched ritual by Little Debbie's in-house team of necromancers. Bone Debbie, as she is now being called, was last seen terrorizing small towns with her deadly skeletal 'pranks'.
