Generally speaking, if I have options I was gravitate towards bbq or bleu cheese burgers, but if we're just talking a simple, clipart-ass-lookin' Ideal Basic Burger: toasted bun with mayo spread on both sides, patty, melted colby cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon about 65% on the crispometer. Condiments and pickles are welcome but if your meat and cheese are good enough they aren't necessary.
