Me: Just talked to my doctor, seems like I'm suffering from Grumpy Tum, won't be able to come in today
My boss: You're self-employed you fuckwit

Indulgent furry artist, character designer and cartoonist, NSFW 🔞
Me: Just talked to my doctor, seems like I'm suffering from Grumpy Tum, won't be able to come in today
My boss: You're self-employed you fuckwit