Outfit 1 Ken
You are not actually divorced, but you have lost a significant amount of money in cryptocurrency investments in the past two years, so you're definitely on thin ice.
Outfit 2 Ken
You are not only divorced, but you are playing SF6 ranked on Saturday even though it's the only day you get to see your daughter.
Outfit 2 Ken but the clan tag is Linux Gaming or something
Happily married with 2.5 kids. Nothing bad has ever happened to you in your life.
Outfit 1 Ken in Platinum that never rematches
You told yourself that you'd try to get back together with your ex-girlfriend just as soon as you hit Diamond. Please just text her now to get the rejection over with and also rematch me you coward.
Outfit 3 Ken
You keep making jokes in the group chat about being "turbo divorced" and "ready to enter your Divorced Era" despite being currently drowning in pussy.
Outfit 2 Ken but using the purple or white palettes
Super Divorced II Turbo
I don't think this is about Barbie..... 
