Look, I don't want to run off to start a farm, all I want is a little two-or-three room stone cottage somewhat off the beaten path in the woods that still gets a decent amount of natural sunlight coming through the foliage so I can grow vegetables and herbs to cook my stews and brew my unctions while the townsfolk whisper tales of the old woman who lives just past the edge of town, some surely too fantastical to be true. Right?
And maybe a pet goat.