a) Inflation on its own merits isn't really my thing but kissing is nice so points up there 3/10
b) I've often said monsterfucker tastes largely go in one of two directions: sharp and squish. I'm a sharp with a foot in squish, so let's say 5/10, and 7/10 if the slime is sapient.
c) Eggnant a real nice way to be, 8/10
d) I can envision situations where this intersects with something I'm into, but broadly not my thing. 2/10
e) 10/10, feeding/stuffing is a fave
