Roz Under Pressure

dnd is good bc u can name ur guy gongis smeeflund and then everyone has to be like hi gongis

And then Gongis sacrifices in the final battle, saving the whole world and they build a whole statue in the place, and next campaign you all visit the town that grew around it, Smeeflundburg, where all the little kids dream of one day being as heroic as the great Gongis Smeelund, The Fearless Terrasque Slayer...

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I saw "the bible" and "gaming system" (didn't saw the "the") and thought this was about the Sega Genesis...

Want Basic Accessibility Features So You Don't Fucking Die? Pay us idiot. not letting epilepsy inducing ads onto the platform is simply not sustainible

i like that tumblr saw every other social media platform racing to ruin itself and proudly went "hey we can do it too!"