emergent fops emergency

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Furry artist from the internet, ancient and seasoned at the eon-spanning age of 32. I've been around on Furaffinity.net forever, watch me there too, maybe consider donating dosh to me over on kofi or SubscribeStar, I am unemployable.
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emergent fops emergency
i don't understand how this is an emergency. this is a positive development
there is no one to pet fops, biggest emergency, pls send most skilled fops petter
[911 dispatcher voice] hang in there, we're sending a Scritcher Unit to your location right away