Cryptids are animals that cryptozoologists believe may exist somewhere in the wild, but are not believed to exist by mainstream science.
From my understanding, cryptids tend to have supernatural abilities, canonically live in the human world, and are intentionally difficult to find.
| Name | Supernatural Abilities | Last known location |
|---|---|---|
| Santa | Super speed, size modification through a gap no larger than a chimney, impossible strength, omnipresent sight, perfect sense of motive | North Pole |
| The Grinch | Foul odor, able to live with only 1/4 of a normal sized heart | Near Whoville |
| Rudolph | Flight, glowing red nose | North Pole |
| Frosty the Snowman | Speaks English, is animated snow | North Pole |
| Shrek | Foul odor, physical strength, extreme determination, fire-resistant, speaks English | Far Far Away |
| Sonic | Super speed, unsatiable appetite, electricity, planeswalking | A baseball field |
| Mario | Planeswalking, fireballs, size modification, mind controlling hat | The moon |
| Punxsutawney Phil | Control of weather | Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania |
| The Travelocity gnome | Speaks English, can move, can travel the world | Campbell Ewald HQ, Detroit MI |
| Mary Poppins | Flight, speech with animals, telekinesis, planeswalking, reality manipulation, animation | The sky |
| Cotton-Eye Joe | Prevents marriage | Unknown |
In honor of MattPatt fucking off to do whatever they're doing now, I now propose a new Five Nights at Freddy's Lore Hypothesis
Your Honor, The Grinch was the Security Guard in FNAF
