I've gotten this to work, I'll be backing my SFW alias's stuff soon.
Shout-outs to @blep for their development of this tool and incredibly quick replies to technical questions, literally a big deal. Please consider trying this out for yourself, you should probably contact OP for debug.
The Software did not cause me any antivirus problems and seems fine. You should try to do this before the October 1st 12AM EST deadline, as I've only a little trust that Cohost.org won't just shut off entirely. No offense to the team I know they tried, it's just my paranoia.
Some technical specifics I ran into while trying to get this to work are below the break.