RunawayDanish

where does body end and tail begin? za world may never know but you're welcome to try to find out

Director I would like to requisition an MRI machine for investigative purposes

zat would be in @yaodema's department probably and good fuckin luck finding zat office weHEH

Grand Cohost General Hostpial admitted thirteen Yinglets today in what is being called by the Cohost Radiological Society the "single most catastrophic radioactive exposure incident since the Cohost Demon Core Replication Contest". Sources close to the treatment team for the Yinglets indicates they are in "as critical condition that Yinglets can tolerate, so alive and well but definitely pouty". When asked for comment, President Eggbug remarked in a press release that "The Yinglets will live another day, past that, I don't think anyone knows".

We'll keep you updated on the situation as it develops.

I wrote more about this in my other blog that totally isn't mine or anything.

You might wanna click through to read that, I promise it'll be worth your time if you're someone who fills the following criteria:

• Lives in the U.S.
• Registered to Vote in the U.S.
• Is not interested in being jump scared by Greg Abbott
• Is Texan (unironic)
• Recognizes Civil War as bad
• Needs weapons from the U.S. to blow up Russian Tanks with