I wish I could cartwheel. I weigh just enough so that literally nobody could stop me without injury.
"Hey buddy! Stop cartwheeling!"
cartwheels towards you, the ultimate attack.
LGBTQ+ writer and Heathen Magician
- They/them, He/him
Welcome! I'm Bard. Been around the sun 28 times and I've been writing for about 15 of those years.
You'll probably see a lot of memes here, but my original posts are probably gonna be me throwing my writing and worldbuilding into the void. I hope y'all enjoy my little bit of cosmos and I'll do my best to make it an enjoyable space!
Also go to my partner's page! She's amazing and I'm lucky to spend much of my time with her. Her page is also prettier than mine, because she's a lot smarter. https://cohost.org/mathsbian?page=0