no offense to business majors but im pretty sure most of the problems in my life have been caused by yall
one of my friends loves to tell a story about how she was taking a business class in college and during the first day everyone was doing that introduction bullshit and everyone said their goals were to like, make a million successful startups and become mega billionaires and she went "I want to run one successful store and make sure it's stable :) I don't need infinite profit" and everyone looked at her like she had two heads.
