Ryyudo

@Ryyudo

That "I Fucked Up!" guy

He/They

That Twitch dot tv dot com streamer. That once FGC commentator and memer with some bangers.

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Ryyudo @Ryyudo12/26/2022, 12:59 PM

Cariad Heather @Cariad

Cariad Heather @Cariad12/25/2022, 4:24 PM

Controversial statements about Donkey Kong Country 2 and Celeste

This is an actual thing someone said in @amethyst's Twitch stream a year ago:

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Celeste, because I hate how newer SMW hackers crib from it and how it threaten Donkey Kong Country 2's rightful title as best 2D platformer of all time. I feel that Celeste's rise comes unjustly at the cost of DKC2's legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not Diddy and Dixie's Kong's own adventure to get their best friend/mentor figure DK worthy of being played

I turned this real, earnest statement into a shitpost generator! I have kept the link private but I figure cohost would know what to do with it.

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Thanksgiving, because I hate how newer holiday havers crib from it and how it threaten Christmas' rightful title as best holiday of all time. I feel that Thanksgiving's rise comes unjustly at the cost of xmas' legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not Jesus' own adventure to be born worthy of being played

Anyway enjoy!

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in reply to @Cariad's post:

Kindest Weapon @KindestWeapon12/25/2022, 4:30 PM

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Super Mario 64, because I hate how newer SM64 Nuts crib from it and how it threaten Super Mario 64's rightful title as best 3D Platformer of all time. I feel that Super Mario 64's rise comes unjustly at the cost of SM64's legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not Mario's own adventure to eat some cake worthy of being played

A Jeb With No Name @namelessWrench12/25/2022, 5:30 PM

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Yume Nikki, because I hate how newer Weird nerds like Jeb crib from it and how it threaten Death end re Quest's rightful title as best Horror JRPGs of all time. I feel that Yume Nikki's rise comes unjustly at the cost of DerQ's legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not Shina's own adventure to prove to an AI that moms are real worthy of being played

BUGHOLDER'S EPIPHANY @bugholdersepiphany12/25/2022, 6:31 PM

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Doom, because I hate how newer nostalgic gamers crib from it and how it threaten Ultrakill's rightful title as best Boomer Shooter of all time. I feel that Doom's rise comes unjustly at the cost of Ultrakill's legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not V1's own adventure to BLOOD IS FUEL, EARTH IS DEAD, HELL IS FULL worthy of being played

Jokes aside though i love that this person is talking about DKC2 over DKC1, dunno why but that detail makes it more funny to me honestly

No Man's Skye @AmanitaVerna12/25/2022, 7:31 PM

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Doom, because I hate how newer Dooms crib from it and how it threaten Doom's rightful title as best Doom of all time. I feel that Doom's rise comes unjustly at the cost of Doom's legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not Doom Guy's own adventure to Hell worthy of being played

BD @Doctor-No12/26/2022, 7:09 PM

what I am about to say is kinda controversial but I feel kinda strongly about this. I do not like Bach, because I hate how newer musicians crib from it and how it threaten John Dowland's rightful title as best sadboy European composer of all time. I feel that Bach's rise comes unjustly at the cost of Dowland's legacy and people's willingness to give that beloved classic a real chance. Is not Dowland's own adventure to express every version of sadness possible through the lute worthy of being played

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