Every next picture feels like slipping further into a fever dream of an alternate dimension where architecture is just different than it is in our reality.
The title prepared me for the siding but I was not ready for the sheer amount of tables???
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in reply to @chamomile's post:
The thing i really hate the most is the nearly double digit number of window AC units that all vent into one of the garages and that garage is not itself ventillated like at all
they're simply making a torture chamber for cars and honestly, thats praxis
Based on the fact that the car is a hearse, I have to imagine that it's actually a DIY crematorium. Just roll the hearse on in, then go inside for a drink.
What makes it for me is them using the same outdoor siding as interior walls. I've never seen that before
I have seen something like that with the idea of being able to hose down a garage, but this has it in rooms with carpet. And they use it where a railing would normally go inside.
One texture on every surface, too much furniture in the middle of the floor, cabinets don't line up, too many bathtubs, weird empty corners where furniture and fixtures weren't quite the right size for the room... this is a Sims house
Someone shift-clicked with the wallpaper tool without checking that the house was all the way enclosed
maybe it's made entirely of siding, did you ever think of that
what if cheap hardware store carpeting is like siding for your floors
After seeing the outside: Oh, this looks like it was a barn that was clumsily and a little ineptly converted into a home. A little silly but really not too outrageous on net.
After seeing the inside: ◉_◉
this thing is nauseating. i especially love the black rooms, which really seem like they've been, like, cut-and-pasted from a completely different building into this one.
Not sure if anyone else mentioned it, but I think almost every bath has the handles for turning the water on/off are outside of the tub/shower. Don't think I've ever seen that one before.
if i were to wager a bet it'd be that this was some form of retirement home, given all the disability friendly toilets and ridiculous amounts of clothing and family photos.
also the very whiplash inducing reveal of a hearse in the garage!
My favorite element that has gone largely unnoticed is the window unit directly under the shower, which has to be growing some truly exquisite new forms of black mould.
this feels like someone tried making a house based only on a description of what a house is like
In fairness, I hear the folks who made this weren't professional builders, this was just their side hustle.
If the 3 bears from Goldilocks were also the bear from Annihilation, this is the house that they would live in.
in reply to @NoelBWrites's post:
i could not get over the tables when i saw this last night. my friend asked why the fuck do they have three bedrooms and five bathrooms, and i replied well they'll need all those bathrooms when they have 40+ people over for dinner
OMG I was too distracted by the... Everything and didn't even realize it's a three bedroom FIVE bathrooms house
i didn't either until they pointed it out!! it really feels like a house that requires the minds of multiple people to comprehend.
