everyone will be like "wow who knew the hydra was so good and cool actually" and "oh my god do you think if i mained hydra that would solve all my problems and make that person i don't like stub their toe"
and i in turn will be like "yes it is so good and cool" and "the hydra probably has probability-altering properties that could potentially cause your enemies injuries to their extremities who's to say really"
pov: you are being murdered by me with the Hydra Splatling