Collective hallucination with chronic pain.
Call me Sable! Expect posts about video games (Splatoon 3 and Souls games particularly), my cat, being mentally ill, killing god, hating the gays, and so on.
everyone will be like "wow who knew the hydra was so good and cool actually" and "oh my god do you think if i mained hydra that would solve all my problems and make that person i don't like stub their toe"
and i in turn will be like "yes it is so good and cool" and "the hydra probably has probability-altering properties that could potentially cause your enemies injuries to their extremities who's to say really"
pov: you are being murdered by me with the Hydra Splatling
everyone will be like "wow who knew the hydra was so good and cool actually" and "oh my god do you think if i mained hydra that would solve all my problems and make that person i don't like stub their toe"
and i in turn will be like "yes it is so good and cool" and "the hydra probably has probability-altering properties that could potentially cause your enemies injuries to their extremities who's to say really"
People, it's very simple, and I'm not going to say this again: Old things are vintage. New things that mimic old things are retro. Old things that mimic new things are proof that time travel is real and there is a vast, far-reaching government conspiracy to hide it
