Personal account for rebugging stuff I like and makin' idle commentary!


Thinking about the old Yokai Watch competitive scene and laughing. There's this one guy I used that everybody seemed to despise and it's just. so funny to me forever I've been thinking about this for weeks


Okay so. Like. This specific Yokai's special ability is that it has the power to make people become Overwhelmingly Normal. In the games his big special 'attack' is a move that inflicts the entire opposing team with the urge to get a 9-5 job and calm the fuck down. His power is making people touch grass. And it does 130 damage to everything on the field.

One of his smaller special attacks is the ability to make your other yokai untargettable, because he makes them so excessively average in vibe that the opponent cant aim for them and you can imagine how that went down online.

Also his inherent ability that's always active makes him take half damage from all attacks.

ALSO he has a healing move that heals for 100 of an allies healthbar which is generally a third of their health, species/equipment depending.

he's so fucking ugly but I love him and i love the gamer rage he apparently evokes

i love you so much mr sandmeh you cookie run looking piece of shit. please never listen to the haters


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