I haven't been to a planetarium since I was 11. We went on a 4 day school trip to Canberra, and one of the places we went was the planetarium there. It was really chill, I'd love to go to one again some day. I should look up if there are any around.
If I do end up going to a planetarium again soon, and I'm expecting trouble, I'd bring a flamethrower. Now, I fully acknowledge that a flamethrower is an incredibly inhumane weapon and I'd never use one in any other circumstances, but here's the thing: anyone who would attack a planetarium doesn't deserve the mercy you'd show to anyone else. Why the hell would you come in there and ruin that vibe? You get burned alive for that my son.
Brutal punishment is not the reason I'm going with a flamethrower. The reason I'd rock a flamethrower in a planetarium is because I think it would work well with the aesthetic. As I commit warcrimes in self-defense other planetarium patrons could pretend that I'm the sun having dramatic solar flares, it would be rad as hell.
I would go with some kind of laser beam, but I'm afraid they don't exist.
