if I did serious nasty crimes where they're gonna try and do dna shit to find me I would shave off all my hair and wear wigs and they'd never be able to catch me because they put a hair in the dnabulator and it's just wig dna, gotcha bitches

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if I did serious nasty crimes where they're gonna try and do dna shit to find me I would shave off all my hair and wear wigs and they'd never be able to catch me because they put a hair in the dnabulator and it's just wig dna, gotcha bitches