Is there an equivalent of those cones they put on pets necks to stop them scratching after surgery etc, except for my tits? I need some way to stop myself from constantly whacking myself in the chest cause it fuckin hurts

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Is there an equivalent of those cones they put on pets necks to stop them scratching after surgery etc, except for my tits? I need some way to stop myself from constantly whacking myself in the chest cause it fuckin hurts
I went bouldering on Saturday. It's Tuesday now and still my whole body aches. The person I went with goes 5 days a week for 3 hours at a time. The gulf between us is beyond compare and my weakness knows no bounds