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Hey, don't ask me my opinion -- I'm nobody. Just pretend I'm not here.
I mostly just post about things tangentially related to The Simpsons, or Morrowind or The X-COM Files.
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I like to think I'll try anything once. Almost anything, I suppose I won't try hunting humans for sport or robbing blood banks or anything like that, but I try to be open-minded.
I guess if there is one hobby tht I'm aware of and tangentally interested in but I'm pretty sure I will never actually do, it's actually playing Warhammer. Warhammer is dumb. It's stupidly expensive, it's time consuming, it's space consuming, and the game itself is... blaugh, I've played it before and it sure is tedious. That's not even getting into the writing of the settings which ranges from fun and some genuinely good stuff to "This is what a 12 year old thinks is cool" but I feel tips severely toward the latter most of the time.
I can see myself painting the miniatures as a hobby. I've painted a miniature before - singular, one miniature (an Ironborn raider from the Song of Ice and Fire boardgame, I got the Ironborn box set last Christmas) and it turned out pretty alright! It took half a day, but it's something I wouldn't mind doing again if I had a lot of free time, maybe paint a small set of miniatures. Even okay with the idea of painting Warhammer miniatures (I have a small box of Chaos Space Marines somewhere that were assembled but never painted. Again, gifted to me) because that seems like the fun part of that game. My miniatures will be pacifists, they will never fight (also they hate rules and rulebooks).
I'm not a candle person. I don't own candles, if there's a blackout and my phone is dead I guess I'll just live and die in the dark, no biggie. That's not to say I don't enjoy candles, they set a nice mood to a room and I do enjoy playing with the melted wax, but that's the problem: I'm single and live alone so who am I setting a mood for; and I just make a mess and destroy the things. I'm better off without them.
The one time I - myself, the human being named me - have owned a candle is when my dad gave me a Krispy Kreme scented candle as a birthday gift. I can think of no scent more insidious, more cruel to give to a person than this. Fill your house with the sweet smell of glazed donuts and impending death! This candle is something you give to a person to either torment them, or fatten them up before you cook and eat them. For me it was the former, there was nowhere for me to get Krispy Kreme donuts at the time, so instead I just sat there craving them.
I haven't been to a planetarium since I was 11. We went on a 4 day school trip to Canberra, and one of the places we went was the planetarium there. It was really chill, I'd love to go to one again some day. I should look up if there are any around.
If I do end up going to a planetarium again soon, and I'm expecting trouble, I'd bring a flamethrower. Now, I fully acknowledge that a flamethrower is an incredibly inhumane weapon and I'd never use one in any other circumstances, but here's the thing: anyone who would attack a planetarium doesn't deserve the mercy you'd show to anyone else. Why the hell would you come in there and ruin that vibe? You get burned alive for that my son.
Brutal punishment is not the reason I'm going with a flamethrower. The reason I'd rock a flamethrower in a planetarium is because I think it would work well with the aesthetic. As I commit warcrimes in self-defense other planetarium patrons could pretend that I'm the sun having dramatic solar flares, it would be rad as hell.
I would go with some kind of laser beam, but I'm afraid they don't exist.