i feel a wisp of a thing happening that's like
- accessibility is good
- the internet is only accessible if every single person on it puts some extra effort into stuff they post
- therefore, anyone who doesn't do that... is bad
which feels similar to what happened to "problematic", i guess? where it shifted from "hey don't absorb every facet of this corporate media completely uncritically", to like, a thing that's said about human beings. not even public figures, just, someone who draws art who you don't like
i feel like leftist communities have a real problem with turning every form of "this would be nice" into a yardstick of moral worth. and it turns out yardsticks are great for swatting people with
meanwhile i don't know if anyone really has any idea what they're doing here anyway. i don't know what it's like to be blind. i don't think i know anyone who's blind. i think out of 30k twitter followers i had two i knew to... have very poor vision, i guess, but i'm not even sure about specifics, and now i don't remember who they were.
i think alt text is good and i have been thinking about alt text since before some of you were even allowed online, but i still don't even know what good alt text is. is it helpful to have a screenreader say "drawing of a fox" to you? does that convey anything? would you feel fulfilled if i DMed you to say "hey i drew a fox" and that was all, and i didn't show you the picture? would you look down on me if i decided not to give you that experience?
i try to imagine myself in the position of experiencing images only through audio descriptions, and my main inkling is that unless the alt text is some breathtaking prose (or the image is a comic with a joke that's funny on its own or something), it might as well say "art you can't see". like surely i might as well just skip to the next post.
sometimes i think about how people on twitter liked to have a good time 𝕥𝕪𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖-𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣, until there was a big uprising about it, because screenreaders can't handle it. allegedly they read out the entire unicode name of each character in a row, and these are all named a mouthful like "mathematical double-struck small t".
but that's fucking ridiculous. even if you used these characters as intended, in math, the result would be horrendous. consider:
𝑓(𝑥) = 𝑎𝑥² + 𝑏𝑥 + 𝑐
my understanding is that this would be read as — are you ready? —
mathematical italic small f open parenthesis mathematical italic small x close parenthesis equals mathematical italic small a mathematical italic small x superscript two plus mathematical italic small b mathematical italic small x plus mathematical italic small c
how is that useful?
but there was never any uprising against the developers of screenreader software — which is largely a paid product — to just make this fucking work. instead the clear demand was for everyone — everyone — everyone — everyone — the entire human race to:
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understand the insane and unpredictable quirks of screenreader software, which they have never and most likely will never use themselves, and also could not use the way most of its actual userbase does without considerable practice
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work around those quirks every time they post anything publicly online, and thus
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not do funny things with unicode
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or they are bad people
"screenreader software" is deployed the same way "the bogeyman" is to children. i don't even know what "screenreader software" means. aren't there two major such things for windows? jaws and, idk, the other one? presumably mac has something totally different, and i know there's at least one open source one for linux. do they all have the same quirks? can people switch? i don't know. does anyone know? it feels like i'm being told secret video game tricks on the playground, but for video games that i don't own and neither does the other kid. hardly anyone involved in the conversation has direct experience but somehow it turns into lectures.
this isn't reasonable. this isn't sustainable. i don't know what is.
sometimes i also think about the time i went to japan for two weeks. my japanese is extremely limited, but as a way of forcing myself to keep it in cache while i was there, i tweeted only in japanese while i was there.
by which i mean
毎ツイートが日本語にだけ書いた
and some guy complained because he couldn't read my tweets.
but not everything is for everyone. not everything can be for everyone. writing "photo of my cat" doesn't mean they can suddenly see the photo of my cat.
maybe I'm overthinking things and making problems for myself that don't exist, but this does get to me, especially when posting things like comics. like... I studied comics aesthetics and structure. the whole point of my academic work in grad school was that the shape of panels could convey meaning. so I imagine writing a summary of a comic page and it's like... a transcript of the text is just not going to cut it surely, because it's also everything from layout to medium to illustrative style to color that is part of the comic.
I ran into that a couple days ago because I had this drawing of my and my girlfriend's fursonas in a rubber hose retro animation style. and I started writing the description and typed the words "rubber hose retro animation style" and realized, ok wait, this is technically accurate, but this is going to mean surely less than nothing to someone who is blind right?
anyway half way through typing up an encyclopedia entry trying to describe verbally what olive oyl looks like I simply closed the post.
because yeah it does feel like it's required to Do This now, and if I'm going to Do It I want to Do A Good Job, but if I take remotely seriously that these nonverbal and nonliteral aspects of art have meaning--and they do! the whole point of the picture is the joke of presenting a contemporary fursona in a retro style!--doing a good job means writing... a lot of text, a lot more than I necessarily have the energy to do for an image I drew in an hour and want to post quickly so I can move on and draw more art. and, frankly, imposing a wall of text on someone using a screen reader also doesn't strike me as super accessible, so... so what? I'm not sure. for comics so far I've opted to instead of describing the text word for word, convey the point of a scene and basic action with some dialogue, because I suspect that's more useful and accessible than a series of disconnected dialogue options and "in panel 2 x happens and the transsexual jackalope says y to the living squeeze toy". but I don't really know if that's "right", because it feels like we're still stuck in a mode of talking about images as simply what they literally depict rather than their multiple levels of aesthetic signification. and I do feel this compulsion to just not post my art at all, if there's a strong chance that I'm posting it wrong. because I do genuinely want to do a good job.
