OLD MAN IN FORMAL CLOTHING
Running the academy is a... delicate operation
[cut to a woman in a nightgown screaming]
[shot of someone being thrown inexplicably through a plate glass window]
DEEP MALE VOICEOVER
The Vibes Are Fucked.
[long take of a dude with a mustache opening a door really slowly]
DEEP MALE VOICEOVER
You'll Literally Kill Yourself In Your Seat To Escape... The Fucked Vibes
(thanks to @hellgnoll for the css <3)