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JuniperTheory
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SS - PERFECT TIER

  1. September - absolute best boy. I would follow his Scottish ass to the ends of the earth. The fact that you can marry him is beautiful. Actually pushing for revolution in a real way, well read, hot, charming, 10/10

  2. April - a hot butch. I won't say too much cause this one is spoilers, but god, she's fuckin awesome.

S TIER

  1. January - her speeches on the liberation are some of the most compelling writing about it in game, she's genuinely creating the revolution in a real way; she's kinda the face of the liberation of the night in game at this point and it's great. She's sometimes a bit out of touch, but who cares, she's right.

A TIER

  1. October - Congratulations! You're Winner!

  2. December - of all the "we don't know shit bout them" guys, they've got the most wolf ears and the least gender

  3. Old March - cmon. Man deserved better.

B TIER

  1. August - he's a fuckin lib but his heart is in the right place

C TIER

  1. July/November - you find out about them through exceptional stories I can't afford lol and they're both No Longer Fully Alive at this point

  2. New March - we know nothing about new march

D TIER

  1. May - why is he here? I'm sorry, but why is he here? "cause he hates the masters" well so does eaten but we aren't adding him! i'm just saying "hating the us government" does not correspond to "is on board for the revolution"

E TIER

  1. June - hey June why'd ya do that lol. You know what I'm talking about

F TIER

  1. February - my god I hate her. All the worst parts of the revolution and the liberation rolled up with all of AK's old school "punching Nazis is morally problematic" liberation writing. She fucking sucks. Most likely to become the tyrant supreme after we kill the masters. Boooo. Give me more January instead

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in reply to @JuniperTheory's post:

I don't really remember November or July so well, so the C-ranking feels very valid to me - though I did really enjoy A Little Pandemonium as a story.

Would also like to specifically call out your May ranking as brave and true and real. Hate that clown. I loved Bloody Wallpaper but the whole time I was thinking like..... why do they let this Trash Boss hang

YEP. i'm not saying he doesn't want to see the masters burn, i'm just saying that if you're forming a revolutionary council and jeff bezos walks in and goes "i hate the president of the united states" you maybe go "hmmm. should i let this man join? perhaps there is more to him then simply his hatred of the guy in charge