Get yourself one of these vintage lap-warmers! Quiet, ecological and self-cleaning, this model simply cannot be beat! The only downside is that once you place it in your lap you cannot get up until it decides it's done.

A real "we've got a nephew" of graphic design and illustration, mental illness held at bay by a very nice vegetable garden and cats.
Lapsed printmaker, you should ask me about it and I'll be very weird
Get yourself one of these vintage lap-warmers! Quiet, ecological and self-cleaning, this model simply cannot be beat! The only downside is that once you place it in your lap you cannot get up until it decides it's done.