"Just gotta go to Helm's Deep and I'm done with Middle Earth"

A real "we've got a nephew" of graphic design and illustration, mental illness held at bay by a very nice vegetable garden and cats.
Lapsed printmaker, you should ask me about it and I'll be very weird
"Just gotta go to Helm's Deep and I'm done with Middle Earth"
To his elf wife: "It's fine darling, I'll be up on a big stone wall, there's no way they'll be able to get past that."