Gollum: What does Smeagol do to you? I'm just a little guy, it's my birthday! Just give me the ring, it's my birthdaaaaay

A real "we've got a nephew" of graphic design and illustration, mental illness held at bay by a very nice vegetable garden and cats.
Lapsed printmaker, you should ask me about it and I'll be very weird
Gollum: What does Smeagol do to you? I'm just a little guy, it's my birthday! Just give me the ring, it's my birthdaaaaay