Me: Dammit, the fat bastard squirrel is in my feeder again! That's for the birds!
@pocketrobin : I have a gift for you

A real "we've got a nephew" of graphic design and illustration, mental illness held at bay by a very nice vegetable garden and cats.
Lapsed printmaker, you should ask me about it and I'll be very weird
Me: Dammit, the fat bastard squirrel is in my feeder again! That's for the birds!
@pocketrobin : I have a gift for you
I love that everyone I know with a bird feeder eventually turns into my mommo with her deep hatred of squirrels who don't know their place.