This, but unironically

A real "we've got a nephew" of graphic design and illustration, mental illness held at bay by a very nice vegetable garden and cats.
Lapsed printmaker, you should ask me about it and I'll be very weird
This, but unironically
one time my mom bought a sixer at a convenience store and a stoop dude sitting outside asked her if he could have a beer, and she gave him one, and then he asked if he could have one for his old lady, and she told him that a true gentleman would give his old lady his beer