Me: The creature part of me really loves you as a mate, the loving part of me loves you in many ways, the logical part of me is not particularly capable of love but appreciates you, and your various dimensions in space. The controlling part of me is holding back and giving you what you can accept. We love doing domestic things with you.
Allie: But what if instead of being a domestic partner, I was your feral partner
Me: What?
Allie: You know, instead of being domestic I did the opposite
Me: I think you mean domesticated. My domesticated partner.
Allie: But what if I was the opposite of that; a feral partner.
both of us break down laughing