:We knock over our deoderant, sigh, and say "shit":
Allie, sleepily: What happened?
Santus: Oh, I just knocked something over on my dresser.
Allie: Was it your dick?
Santus: No, my love, I keep that on the side table.
Marginal aesthetic trans plural system. Relationship Anarchist. Therian shifter. 18+ only
:We knock over our deoderant, sigh, and say "shit":
Allie, sleepily: What happened?
Santus: Oh, I just knocked something over on my dresser.
Allie: Was it your dick?
Santus: No, my love, I keep that on the side table.