Villain who wants to turn every living creature in the world into BATS.
"—BATS!" yells The Genemonger, arms spread wide, face streaming with sweat. He takes a huge breath, and all but collapses into his chair. "Thank you," he adds at a more normal volume. "I will take questions now."
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"Okay, let's see what we've got," he mutters, just loud enough for his webcam microphone to pick it up. "...Poop emoji? I don't — is that a question?"
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"Unamerican? I don't know what to tell you, son, national borders are a manmade concept, genetics are older, natural, everywhere. America is a small and grubby concept next to the perfection of the bat, and your petty nationalism saddens and cheapens this discussion. Everybody will be a bat, and nations will be no more."
He cracks open an energy drink, and squints at the next few comments.
"Okay, I'm just going to start banning people—"
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"Your methods are flawed in their fundamental conception — c'mon, Wolfgang, we all know that's you — sorry, how did the self-cooking turnip thing work out for you? Yeah? Glass houses, buddy—"
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"What's even the point lol — did you come onto the stream late? I did a whole presentation. Bats, yeah? Chiroptera? All living creatures transformed into — yeah but what's the point of that lmao—"
He stares into the webcam, visibly confused.
"Look, I don't — I don't understand the question. Bats? You know? Bats? Sorry, I think I'm just going to have to take someone else's question, you're not making sense. What have we — I don't believe you can transform all living things into bats. Alright, so, again, if you missed the presentation I'll leave it up on VOD until the authorities get too close; I'm not proposing to turn all living things into bats! Plants are...oh, what about fish? You know, 'fish' isn't a coherent biological category, like at all—"
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"Okay, so, transparency — no, the process isn't one-size-fits-all, it does need tailoring to different, say, phyla, and it's currently working best on Chiroptera's fellow mammals, but — lol I bet you can't even do lizards — is that, is that, Wolfgang, that had better not be a sockpuppet of yours, you wouldn't." The can in his grip starts to visibly shake. "You wouldn't like me when — what about pollinators key species just collapse the whole ecosystem and die in a mountain of starved bats why don't you — WOLFGANG J. DANGEROUS, this isn't a playground, this isn't a venue for childish insults, and I'm not accepting peer review of my motivations—"
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"This is gonna be just like the time the cops tasered his naked screaming ass having a breakdown in a Walmart in Portland you motherFUCKER—"
