Several shoppers reported missing. Store management and security helpless as she meanders back and forth through the flat pack furniture section and the bbq display becomes a bloodbath of stainless steel and astroturf as the wall of store brand chips shiver in terror. Police on scene are useless, no crimes being committed. Local police chief quoted as saying "she's ostensibly a 5 meter tall feral coyote wearing a crop top, we don't have any laws on the books for this sort of thing. We're like the refs in Air Bud here."
Parking lot poutine truck fears the worst.
