"Hey, Mabel, can you borrow me a lion knife?"
"A... a what?"
"C'mon, you know, a lion knife."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"That's weird."
"Carmen, do you have any idea what she's on about?"
"No, but I suspect buffoonery."
"What! C'mon, you should know what I'm talking about. I'm sure you've used lion knives plenty in your line of work."
"...Is this a Hmong thing?"
"I could have sworn this was a known thing."
"Where did you hear it?"
"Everywhere!"
"I've never heard of this in my life."
"Huh. Well, I guess not every cat has lion knives."