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ancient multidimensional shrimp


idk video games or something
sometimes level designer
i rechost a lot


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Michael-Klamerus
@Michael-Klamerus

Want to be a successful game dev? Then you must follow these 4 steps:

  1. Make it full motion video.
  2. Have a homoerotic relationship between the hero and antagonist, who happens to be a werewolf.
  3. Make the player do tons of research on German history
  4. Ship your game on 6 cd-roms

Michael-Klamerus
@Michael-Klamerus

It sounds like there's advice going around on twitter for what indie game devs should make and people should listen to me instead


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