plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident
in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums
mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast
This is a message
and part of a system of messages
Pay attention to it!
What is here was dangerous
and repulsive to us
The danger is present in your time
as it was in ours
The danger is to the body,
and is delicious
So sweet
and so cold
i ate
your plums
in
a major way
they were your
breakfast
or so i'm
told
but they
were just so
sweet
and cold
> eat
> the plums
> that were in
> the ice box
> and which
> my roommate
> was probably saving
> for breakfast
> say "forgive me
> they were delicious
> so sweet
> and so cold"
> mfw
$ open icebox
you open the icebox
$ look in icebox
there are some plums here
$ examine plums
they are sweet and cold, and look like someone's probably saving them for their breakfast
$ take plums
you take the plums
$ eat plums
delicious
note that this is actually a softlock as you need the plums later to get past the wizard in the mountain village
This one's for the ladies
This one's for the chums
My name is Mike D.
and I ate your plums
I ate 'em with a bagel
that was covered in lox
You shouldn't have left them
In the old icebox
I did it on purpose
it was not a mistake
Your breakfast is fucked
Cuz those plums were great
