the day i found out that soldier poet king by the oh hellos was about jesus i got extremely mad because i can't believe they called jesus a soldier. i'm still mad about this. he very famously is not a soldier. like i'm an atheist hindu and i've never read the bible and even i know this. people sustained entire activist movements on the premise that he was not a soldier! he didn't have any swords. i'm going to hunt down the oh hellos in a hunger-games style arena but instead of killing them i'm going to make them explain this to me and then i'm going to make them put a different word in there instead of soldier
