If I have to fight rats at level 1 in dnd again one better cast some shit like ray of sickness then reveal that a spell scroll has been gnawed into its hide

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If I have to fight rats at level 1 in dnd again one better cast some shit like ray of sickness then reveal that a spell scroll has been gnawed into its hide
Evil ranger shaving scrolls into the fur of animals to be mobile spell delivery vehicles.
Part of me is like “yeah, rat lord” but another part is like “the rats designed this spell. This is how they do magic”
God rats stumbling into crude magic would be so cool. Just weird shitty versions of spells we might know, or inventing their own new shit that we can't even fathom