GM, in prepping this intro session: "Y'know, I am gonna make this shipborne legal trial legitimate, because having it be a farce on top of having the player characters framed for seemingly unrelated crimes is maybe a much of a trope. It'll be a nice little twist that can still go either way, depending on how they handle it!"
Me, with my 3ft tall crystal-horned psychic rhino man who is (among other things) playing 'Lawyer: The Class':

I already love my little bastard man. This is gonna be so much fun.
