want a torso shaped like axel kingdomheart's then no doctor or scientist in history has ever found a solution

I should have filled my bio with lies for the Archive...
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🏳️⚧️ Early 20's
"Failed" performance artist
Haven't had a haircut in 8 (?) years.
Semi-Successful con artist
want a torso shaped like axel kingdomheart's then no doctor or scientist in history has ever found a solution
I think about the phrase "torso shaped like axel kingdomhearts" minimum once a day.