
I should have filled my bio with lies for the Archive...
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🏳️⚧️ Early 20's
"Failed" performance artist
Haven't had a haircut in 8 (?) years.
Semi-Successful con artist
I was walking back home and saw a group of children being shepherded back to the daycare by my apartment. My immediate thought:
"Oh, I have got to beat these kids!!"