Scroungin' 4 Catsup

Why are Liz Truss and Nigel Farage in my midwestern American city right now. Get outta here!

I think it would be very funny to replace Joe Biden with Bernie Sanders now

Randomly thinking of the time my middle school choir class was going on a field trip to watch a high school production of Grease and the teacher told us that this was a real-deal production, that the actors would be using "theater cigarettes" which looked like real cigarettes and even emitted smoke, but had no tobacco in them. And then we saw the play and they used rolled up pieces of paper that were colored red on the end with marker