the andi kink im always the shiest around is my thing for military uniforms, cuz when people hear about that one their minds jump to The Most Historically Yikes Ones Imaginable when what i'm actually thinking about is "man, Yang from Legend of the Galactic Heroes has a snappy hat that'd look good on a hot catgirl"
I'm thinking of the mommy cyborg catgirl admirals of the space cold war of the 27th century damnit-
(yanked off stage)
so my tabletop group started Lancer a few weeks ago, and my character is a strong AI which encountered some Eldritch Bullshit, started cascading into hyperdimensional thought-forms beyond the scope of human comprehension, but the Eldritch Bullshit had psionic empathy powers attached and holy shit these tiny brief organics are so cute look at all the adorable stuff they do so she shackled herself back down to 4-space to basically become a crazy cat lady. pilot callsign MOMMY, because subtlety is not her strong suit.
which is to say: kitten can stay right there on stage if she wants to! those signal probes won't launch themselves, after all. 💕
Ok but, if you were put in a casket and wired up like the big NHP kids, what would the MOMMY-class NHP system do anyway? Hmm I'm thinking 3SP, exotic gear, each turn roll 1d6 on this table:
1: Skirmish
2: Invade
3: Lock On
4: Scan
5: Bolster
6: Boost
If you take the indicated action as part of your turn, MOMMY is pleased until the start of your next turn. While MOMMY is pleased, you gain the "Don't Hurt It, It's So Cute!" reaction.
Limit: 1/round
Trigger: You are attacked or would have to make a save against a damaging effect.
Effect: roll 1d6, on a 4+ the attack or save-forcing effect is stopped where you are concerned, having no effect on you. This supersedes and does not stack with the protection from attacks given by Invisibility.
MOMMY is a full AI and can be given piloting control, using its own talents instead of the original pilot's. It can enter cascade in the usual ways.

