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MOOMANiBE
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  • The first half of the book takes place in space and involves the US government accusing charlie and wonka of being foreign spies and/or aliens, before actual aliens eat all of america's most famous astronauts due to the US president being portrayed as a childlike buffoon
  • The back half of the book functions as a reversal of the original book's narrative, wherein charlie's old bedridden grandparents prove that devouring so much chocolate you die grimm-fairytale style isn't exclusive to children by ODing on wonka candy that de-ages you until one of them goes into the negatives and has to be rescued from nonexistence

"hideously expensive sci-fi epic that relentlessly mocks adults and the US government and has nothing bad to say about children" is such a violent reversal from the first book it's no wonder no one wants to touch it


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in reply to @MOOMANiBE's post:

I think I'm mandela effecting an adaptation, maybe I had an audobook or something, but it'd be SO much more interesting than whatever prequel, really get weird with it, I think the media landscape can take it