2010: Apps are the future! These new fancy phones can do anything! It’s the tricorder but real!
2023: If you say “app” I will fucking cut you

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2010: Apps are the future! These new fancy phones can do anything! It’s the tricorder but real!
2023: If you say “app” I will fucking cut you